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My novel, Loren Ipsum, will be published on 11th September. You can pre-order it now.

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This picture of Eloise Millar and Sam Jordison (Galley Beggar Press) featured in the Secret Author column (“A Crisis of Sex and Money”) in The Critic, July 2025. It was taken in 2020.


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‘If Petronius had taken ketamine with Guy Debord…’
‘Loren Ipsum is like a chemical (or celestial, or necro-feline) phenomenon the very observation of which causes it to radically mutate under your gaze. As you turn the pages, biting satire morphs into tender autobiography, literary theory into crime, and farce into a complex reflection of culture and its place in history’
Tom McCarthy, author of Remainder and The Making of Incarnation



